Dear Kris,
You are invited to a dinner at 6PM. I'm going to make a soup and it is going to include:
antifreeze
engine oil
green frog slime
horse tranquilizer
anti-dandruff shampoo
floor ploish
deodorant
bug spray
hair remover
flea powder
and a handful of greasc.
I'm going to simmer all of these wonderful ingerdients for approximately 3 hours untill everything has been cooked to perfection! Please arrive on time wearing your best dress. Also please come hungry because no guests will be allowerd to leave untill my wonderful, exotic soup has been completely eaten. R.S.V.P don't be late!
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Umm I am just a little curious as to why Kristyn was the only person invited to this dinner? Why wasn't I invited? Hello! I'm a hungry college student! I need this! =]
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